Towards a Green Future

Fellow readers, I am now in the great search for funding to go to grad school. Loans will be used. Of course, April and I are just WAY too rich to qualify for grants, and I am researching work/study and fellowship opportunities.

So, add'l $$$ sources might be:

1. Working part/full time during school. I've done the work full time/go to school part time for many years now, and it really is not fun anymore.
2. Desperately search for a rich relative
3. Become a high-class male escort for lonely wives in DC. Ok, Mrs TheCandidate may not go for this.....
4. Rob liquor stores. "Hello, this is a robbery. To avoid bodily harm, please deposit the contents of the cash register into my reusable 100% organic hemp shopping back that says "Green Party"  on it."
5. < your guess goes here >

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